AI · Spotify · Personality Destruction
Your music taste
exposes everything.
Connect Spotify. Get a brutally honest personality roast built from your entire listening history. Then share the damage everywhere.
Live verdict sample
You have Drake in your top three. Not as a joke. Genuinely. You listen to a 37-year-old man whine about women who won’t text him back and you think that shit is deep. It’s not deep. You’re not deep. You’re a sentient aux cord with the emotional range of a Nickelback power ballad.
You have Justin Bieber in your liked songs and the audacity to have opinions about other people’s taste. This is a man who wrote a song called "Baby" and you clapped. You streamed it. You gave it numbers. You are personally responsible for what he became and you need to sit with that.
"“Will die defending Drake as a lyrical genius. Has never read a poem. Has never felt a feeling that wasn’t pre-approved by an algorithm. Nickelback called — even they feel sorry for you.”"
How it works
Three steps to self-destruction
Connect Spotify
One click. We read your listening history — artists, tracks, patterns, all of it.
AI analyzes you
Our AI processes your entire musical personality and writes your roast.
Share the damage
Get a permanent public URL. Post it. Watch your friends get roasted too.
What you get
More ways to get destroyed
Every roast goes deeper than the last.
Intensity Levels
Dial from Mild to Nuclear — where the AI stops holding back entirely.
Year in Roast
Your entire year of habits torn apart on a cinematic animated page.
Fix My Taste
AI diagnoses what's wrong and prescribes a Spotify playlist to fix it.
Villain Arc
Embrace your musical dark side — complete with a custom Spotify playlist.
Genre Roasts
Pick a genre and get roasted specifically for your taste within it.
Embed Anywhere
Drop your roast on any website or portfolio. Flex the damage.
Wall of Shame
Marcus Johnson
"The Mainstream Maximalist"
Has never and will never experience the concept of a deep cut.
Lily Park
"The K-Pop Completionist"
Chronically online. No known cure. Stanning is forever.
Zoe Anderson
"The Sad Girl Archivist"
Unreachable. Has fully committed to the aesthetic.
Chloe Martinez
"The Genre Tourist"
Phase-based listener. Current phase: Latin pop. Next phase: unknown.
Maya Patel
"The Vibe Switcher"
Chronically indecisive. Will probably change genres again next month.
Alex Chen
"The Algorithm's Puppet"
Requires immediate exposure to at least one artist with under 10,000 monthly listeners.
Pricing
Start free. Go deeper.
One roast is free. The rest costs less than a Spotify subscription.
- 1 self-roast (Mild intensity)
- Full personality breakdown
- Public shareable link
- Taste timeline
- Unlimited roasts
- All intensity levels — up to Nuclear
- Genre-specific roasts
- Fix My Taste + Spotify playlist
- Villain Arc + Spotify playlist
- Compatibility score with anyone
- Monthly re-roast as taste evolves
- Embed your roast anywhere
- Everything in Pro
- Year in Roast — cinematic annual report
- Group roast (up to 6 people)
- Roast battle mode
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