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Jake Thompson's Personality Verdict
Overall Damage
Deeply Troubled
Diagnosed
Jake Thompson
"The Nostalgia Addict"
"Trapped in amber. Therapy may help but Definitely Maybe will not."
Personality Breakdown
Comfortably middle-of-the-road. Safe choices.
Your playlist is a cry for help. Please call someone.
Some range, but there's a thread holding this together.
You peaked in a previous decade and haven't moved on.
Refreshingly mainstream. No irony, no pretension.
The Roast
Jake, you are emotionally stuck in a decade you did not fully appreciate while you were living through it. Your entire library is bands that peaked before 2010, and you listen to them as if they are a religion and you are the last true believer.
Your nostalgia index is 92. You own a physical copy of an Arctic Monkeys album. You quote Oasis lyrics in arguments. You have told someone — more than once — that music was 'just better back then.' You were born in 2001.
What this reveals
- 01Nostalgia index: 92/100 — you are emotionally stranded in 2006
- 02You have Oasis and Blur in the same playlist titled 'britpop supremacy'
- 03Your most-played song came out before you started secondary school
- 04You told someone Arctic Monkeys is underrated
Evidence