Spotify · Personality Verdict
Mia Taylor's Personality Verdict
Overall Damage
Questionable Choices
Diagnosed
Mia Taylor
"The Underground Gatekeeper"
"Will never be helped. Currently judging this roast for being too mainstream."
Personality Breakdown
Impressively obscure. Nobody at the party knows these.
You're fine. Probably. The sad songs are just "for the vibe".
No coherent identity. You contain multitudes. Too many.
Living entirely in the present. Zero sentimentality.
You've never heard of your favourite band's new album.
The Roast
Mia, you have never in your life enjoyed a song that anyone else has heard of. Every artist you listen to has fewer monthly listeners than your local coffee shop has Instagram followers. You treat obscurity as a moral virtue and popularity as a personal affront.
Your hipster rating is 99 — you are statistically the most aggressively underground listener we have ever analyzed. You have actively stopped liking artists the moment they got a second album review. Burial released a new track last month and you already think he sold out.
What this reveals
- 01Hipster rating: 99/100
- 02You stopped listening to four artists after they hit 50k monthly listeners
- 03You describe your taste as 'pre-everything' and mean it
- 04Your most-played track has 3,200 total streams across all platforms
Evidence