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Sebastian Lee's Personality Verdict
Overall Damage
Deeply Troubled
Diagnosed
Sebastian Lee
"The Deep Cut Archaeologist"
"Musicologically dangerous. Avoid recommending playlists to him."
Personality Breakdown
Impressively obscure. Nobody at the party knows these.
You're fine. Probably. The sad songs are just "for the vibe".
Some range, but there's a thread holding this together.
You peaked in a previous decade and haven't moved on.
You've never heard of your favourite band's new album.
The Roast
Sebastian, you treat music discovery like it is a competitive sport. You have heard albums that do not technically exist yet and you consider that a personality. Your Spotify library goes back to artists who broke up before streaming was invented, and you have opinions on every single one of them.
Boards of Canada, Aphex Twin, Brian Eno — you do not just listen to these artists, you assign them to specific activities as if they are supplements. 'I only listen to Aphex Twin while working.' Nobody asked. Your hipster rating is 95 and you have told someone their favourite album is actually the worst entry in the discography.
What this reveals
- 01You have corrected someone's Brian Eno recommendation
- 02Your library contains 3 albums that were never officially released
- 03You consider Spotify a compromise you have made with society
- 04You told someone their favourite album is 'the weakest entry in the discography'
Evidence